Kinder Babble
OMG, my children keep me laughing. I was sitting here thinking about all the great things in my life and how laughter keeps it real for me and these are the things I thought of.
My 5 year old daughter
"mommy, when you put notes in my lunch, I have to have the postcard read them"
Translation - school guard
"Mommy, I have sea creatures coming out of my nose again"
Translation - secretions (Her psycho crazy nitwit of a grandmother can't manage to say boogers or snot or any other normal word we use so my family has secretions)
"Mommy, I don't like driving to Grandma Ford's house (my mom and the best gram ever)...of course..anyway...."the roads up to her house make me sick and I need to take my grammabean"
Translation - Drammamine....need I say more
My 5 year old daughter
"mommy, when you put notes in my lunch, I have to have the postcard read them"
Translation - school guard
"Mommy, I have sea creatures coming out of my nose again"
Translation - secretions (Her psycho crazy nitwit of a grandmother can't manage to say boogers or snot or any other normal word we use so my family has secretions)
"Mommy, I don't like driving to Grandma Ford's house (my mom and the best gram ever)...of course..anyway...."the roads up to her house make me sick and I need to take my grammabean"
Translation - Drammamine....need I say more
These are just some of my favorites!!
posted by Kgirl at
10:24 PM
2 Comments:
Love it! And, I totally can hear her saying all those things while crinkling up her nose and then taking that very grown up stance that our little girls take.
By
Swirl Girl, At
September 2, 2008 at 10:57 PM
We have aliens in our nose over here. Thanks to Trout Fishing in America.
By
Jeanna, At
September 3, 2008 at 9:57 AM
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